Alright Tucson, listen up! The Dog Days are here, and you know what that means. It’s time for some good-old-fashioned debauchery at the strip club! And, boy, do we have some deals for you. If you’re a fan of liquid courage, then you’re in luck. We’ve got $3 beers from 10:30am-10pm. That’s right, folks, you can get day drunk with some pocket change. And if that’s not enough to get you through the week, come on down for our Doubleheader on Tuesday and Wednesday night. That’s two nights of all the barely-there entertainment you can handle (well, almost all). And we’ve got a special treat for you. Buy three floor dances and you’ll get a champagne room dance for free! That’s right, folks, we don’t discriminate against our rock-loving patrons. So come one, come all, and experience the Tucson strip club scene with us – just don’t forget to take advantage of those drink specials!
